a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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