Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
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From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
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Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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