I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
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You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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