I don't think brook has ever known best
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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