My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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