question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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