white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
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I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Drunk walkin through police station. America
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
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I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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