This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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