Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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