I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
