Your tits are I can't wait for
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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