I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
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Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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