Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
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I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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