is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
