Don't you send me to vm
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Randomize
