Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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