She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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