Christians are straight up FREAKS
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
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