Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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