My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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