One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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