I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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