I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
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