oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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