Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
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When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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