Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Fuck appropriateness.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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