Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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