Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
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the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
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The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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