I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
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We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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