Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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