these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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