Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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