when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
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You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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