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The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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