I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
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He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
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2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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