sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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