still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
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i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
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Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I'm always down for nudity.
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