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I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
So here I am, sexting at work.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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