So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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