the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Last time i carry you out of a forest
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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