YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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