i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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