trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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