what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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