I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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