Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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