She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
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You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
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He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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