you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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