STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
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This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
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literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
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