I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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