I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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