I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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