I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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