idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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