I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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