nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
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