That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
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