i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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